Basic Rules for Cats Running A House ..

[Q8y]

Hello to cat's lovers ..

again i will talk about cats and how they r sweet like babies ..




CHAIRS AND RUGS :
If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time,
get to an Oriental rug. If no Oriental rug, shag is good.

DOORS:
Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get a door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws.
Once the door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an outside door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow and mosquito season.

GUESTS:
Quickly determine which guest hates cats the most. Sit on that human's lap. If you can arrange to have Friskies Fish'N Glop on your breath so much the better.

For sitting on laps or rubbing against trousers, select fabric color which contrasts well with your fur. For example: white-furred cats go to black wool clothing.

For the guest who claims, I love kitties ,be ready with aloof disdain; apply claws to stockings or use a quick nip on the ankle.

When walking among dishes on the dinner table, be prepared to look surprised and hurt when scolded. The idea is to convey, But you allow me on the table when company isn't here.

WORK:
If one of your humans is sewing or writing and another is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called helping, otherwise known as hampering. Following are the rules for hampering:

1)When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on, picked up and consoled.

2)For book readers, get in close under the chin, between the human's eyes and the book, unless you can lie across the book itself.

3)For knitting projects, curl up quietly onto the lap of the knitter and pretend to doze. Occasionally reach out and slap the knitting needles sharply. This can cause dropped stitches or split yarn. The knitter may try to distract you with a scrap ball of yarn. Ignore it. Remember, the aim is to hamper work.

PLAY:
It is important. Get enough sleep in the daytime so you are fresh for playing catch mouse or king-o-the-hill on their bed between 2 and 4 a.m.

Begin people training early. You will have a smooth-running household. Humans need to know basic rules. They can be taught if you start early and are consistent.

Q8y*

[corvette777]

Hi Mr. Q8Y

I actually have a cat her name is (((corvette))) she is girl , her type is sherazy, She borned a 5 kids.... I really have one, I love her soooooooooooooo sooooooo much

[Q8y]

Hi Corvette777 ,

ooh i love cats but i can't have one bcz of my nephew and niece ,

i mentioned that b4 , i envy u bcz u have a cat brother ..

am sure u r so happy and u spend many hours with ur cat , play

and jump here and there ..

it is nice to have a cat ..

can i have one of the borned 5 kids ?

one more question do u have a corvette ? bcz am sure many of

the members wish to ask u this question !!

Q8y*

[corvette777]

Hello my Dear Q8Y!!!!

I will be Happy if I presenting for you one og 5 cats that I have now, They are too many. But you live in Kuwait hahahhaa it's too far from Jiddah City , Anyway Q8Y the cat I have it doesn't like what you mentioned, she is so lazy, she just like sleep, and eat, she rarely playing with us... I mean she just play with herself but now with us, She don't like anybody to carry her... She's a kinda noisy, But However I still love her

About your second Question about CORVETTE..... It's one of my dreams to get this greatest car in the world, I like it designer but the bad news is I gotn't corvette..

[Q8y]

Hello to Corvette Lover,

I want to thank u bcz u will give me on of ur cat's , kuwait is not

that far from Jiddah "The Bride Of The Red Sea" ..

about the lazy cat , i think she is lazy bcz the weather is hot in

our countriees , maybe she want to go for tourism in europe but u

dont want to do that , so she is lazy and she like to play with her

self only ..

Corvette is a nice car , am talking about the new design from 98

up to day , but it is very expensive i think ..

i wish u will get one soon and if not i hope it come in ur dreams

dear ..

Q8y*

[corvette777]

Maybe you right about she is lazy bcz the weather , that was a good explaination..

Ofcourse Corvette's design from 98 up to these adays are so beautiful and strong

insha allah when I will get money I will have one
and I wish you will get one two , so I and you can make a race with this car

You won't believe me I tell you that I'm not interested to cars...

anyway it's just a dream but it can become truth one day ( I wish)

corvette

[Q8y]

Salam ..

Corvette is like a dreamy girl on the road , it is perfect from A-Z

but the money it costs this car also perfect ..

so r u a good racer dear ?

i like cars to much but i know cars r not everything in life , if it is

possible to get one of this cars then it will be Ok, but if not then

i will believe that it is just a dream ..

we can wish we can pray but not all wishes comes true ..

Be ready for the race dear ..

Q8y*