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    بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

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    DavidBissonette
    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.








    Sacha Guitry
    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.







    Socrates
    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.









    Anonymous
    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.












    Dumas
    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?










    Sigmund Freud
    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.










    Anonymous
    "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."












    Sam Kinison
    "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."












    James Holt McGavran
    "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."












    Patrick Murray
    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.










    Nash
    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...










    Anonymous
    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.












    Henny Youngman
    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.










    Rodney Dangerfield
    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.













    Anonymous
    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."












    Anonymous
    First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
    Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive

    أنت عادة كتابية لا شفاء منها !!!!!!!

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    السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته

    Lots of sayings : some right , some wrong

    Thanx a lot Noor

    حدّ السحاااااب و فوق روس الجباااالي و أنا جلالة الملكة %

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    • #3
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      Sacha Guitry
      After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.


      hahaha

      Thank you Noor

      Best Wishes

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      • #4
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        thank you nor very much

        best regards

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        • #5
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          Thank you Noor

          Best Wishes


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          • #6
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            Thanks A Million. I Reay Laughed My Head Off.
            ONE NIGHT I HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM
            I NEVER DREAMED BEFORE
            I DREAMED THE WORLD HAD ALL AGREED TO PUT AN END TO WAR

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