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    Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.
    Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye,
    and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.


    Now, why can't you do that?"


    "Gosh," Jack says, "why I hardly know the girl."

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    A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

    The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

    The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

    Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

    Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

    To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

    The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

    The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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    الرد: Jokes

    hahaha,
    these are good ones man,
    if i were you, i'd start a tv show like Seinfeld,
    just kidding...
    hope to see you in the movies corner

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