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    BOY : I can't leave you ...
    GIRL : Do you love me so much??
    BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.



    BOY : May I hold your hand??
    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.


    GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
    BOY : Were you away??


    GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?
    BOY : What time was it??


    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY : You love me ...


    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??


    GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
    BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.



    GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
    overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour ...
    BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest hour of my life ...


    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??



    BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
    GIRL : How soon??


    BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
    GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!



    BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
    GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!


    BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
    GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!


    BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
    GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!


    BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
    GIRL : Okay, get out!!!


    BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
    GIRL : I've already seen it!!!


    BOY : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
    GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck





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    BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
    GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!


    that's awesome

    it's really funny

    thanks alot girl

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      السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته

      Such a stupid guy 1

      Thanx a lot Dana

      حدّ السحاااااب و فوق روس الجباااالي و أنا جلالة الملكة %

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      • #4
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        thank you dana very good story
        أنت عادة كتابية لا شفاء منها !!!!!!!

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        • #5
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          nice and funny story

          thanks alot

          with best wishes
          ...:::أصـــــــدق حـزن........ابتســـامه فـــــــــــى عيــن دامعــــة:::.....

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            thank you for passing

            best regards

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