> > An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board
but
> only
> 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA
> basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he
> took
> the 1st pack and left the plane.
>
> The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, " I am the wife of the
former
> US
> President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president." So
she
> took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
>
> The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, " I'm the president of the
> United
> States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a
> superpower nation. And I am the cleverest president in American
> history, so
> America's people won't let me die." So he grabbed the pack next to
him
> and
> jumped out of the plane.
>
> The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year
old
> schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and
as
> a
> Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
parachute."
>
>
> The girl said, "it's okay, there is a parachute left for you.
> America's
> cleverest president has taken my schoolbag."
>











There was this guy in a mental hospital. All day long he had his ear
to the wall, listening.

The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day.

The doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, so
he put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing.

He turned to the mental patient and said, "I don't hear anything."

The mental patient said, "Yeah, I know. It's been like that for
months!"