The Confession
Submitted By:
Ken
Iowa
Henry goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I
have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women."
The priest says, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass
and drink the juice without pausing."
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"
"No," replies the priest. "But it'll wipe that silly grin off
your face."
Submitted By:
Ken
Iowa
Henry goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I
have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women."
The priest says, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass
and drink the juice without pausing."
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"
"No," replies the priest. "But it'll wipe that silly grin off
your face."
SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO BE A HERO
