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  • Zakariaa
    عضو فعال
    • Dec 2004
    • 352

    #1

    new definitions

    while i was browsing...i found these new definitions...interesting


    HARD-DISK Girls:
    She remembers everything, FOREVER.

    RAM Girls:
    She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

    WINDOWS Girls:
    Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

    SCREENSAVER Girls:
    She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

    INTERNET Girls:
    Difficult to access.

    SERVER Girls:
    Always busy when you need her.

    MULTIMEDIA Girls:
    She makes horrible things look beautiful.

    CD-ROM Girls:
    She is always faster and faster.

    E-MAIL Girls:
    Among ten things she says, eight are spam.

    VIRUS Girls:
    Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
    comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything..


    Tahiati
  • محمد أمين
    عضو متألق
    • Sep 2003
    • 2582

    #2
    الرد: new definitions

    اضيف في الأساس بواسطة Zakariaa
    while i was browsing...i found these new definitions...interesting


    VIRUS Girls:
    Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
    comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything..


    Tahiati
    Any man who is married to Virus girl should but some "Norton" powder to her in her food in order to solve the problem


    thanx so much Brother Zakariaa for this up to date definitions , itis really so funny

    with my best wishes

    Mohamed
    Mohamed Amin

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    • ام اي عزيزي
      عضو فعال

      • Mar 2005
      • 685

      #3
      الرد: new definitions

      very goooooooooood Zakria it is soooooooooooo funny

      i really enjoy reading your intimations

      keeeeeeeeeeeeeep up working you have a good

      charisma


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