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  • Q8y
    عضو متألق
    • Feb 2001
    • 2092

    #1

    Joke Of The Day ..

    Hello All

    With The morning tea u can read this Joke and laugh >>>

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his

    desire to become a great writer.

    When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that

    the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly

    emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in

    pain and anger!"

    He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

    Q8y*
  • corvette777
    عضو بارز
    • Jan 2001
    • 1796

    #2
    HAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOOOOOOL !!!!!

    iT'S REALLY FUNNY Q8Y... IT MADE ME LAUGH

    i HOPE TO SEE MORE JOKES
    SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO BE A HERO

    سبحان الله وبحمده.. سبحان الله العظيم

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    • Q8y
      عضو متألق
      • Feb 2001
      • 2092

      #3

      Hi

      Did u like the joke Corvette ?

      inshalla u will see more jokes soon ..

      i hope all ur days will be happiness and smiles dear ..

      Q8y*

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      • شيروود
        عضو فعال
        • Apr 2001
        • 222

        #4
        Mr.Q8y......Greaat -one

        Good Evening my dear Mr.Q8y

        Great Joke ,, How About Making It a daily dose of freshness
        From Mr. Q8y clinical room of reviving

        I have a Joke 2.../ want to hear it........? Please say yee:

        a physician was trying to fix his car seat-belt ....Using some type of crazy Glue........ suddenly the glue caused his fingers stick to the metal Piece of the belt... trying to get out of this situation ..his efforts failed....So called his wife to read the instruction on the back of the package of the glue... his wife read that: if accidently your hand or fingers got stoked by glue.. don't try to force parting them ....JUST CALL A PHYSICIAN..;
        Hope you'll like it.....have a N/d...
        sherwood....;
        من يرد الله به خـيـرا...يفقهه بالدين

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        • مــوج
          عضو
          • Apr 2001
          • 45

          #5
          Coooooool i like them all

          here is mine too ! ....... a bit long but i know how patient you are !!

          An American woman, a British woman, and an Italian woman were having lunch.
          The American woman said, "I told my husband that I wasn't going to clean the house anymore. If he wanted it clean, he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I didn't see anything. The second day I didn't see anything. Then, on the third day, voila! My husband had cleaned the whole house!"

          The British woman agreed. "I told my husband that I wasn't going to do the laundry anymore. If he wanted it done he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I didn't see anything. The second day, I didn't see anything. Then, on the third day, voila! My husband had done both his and my laundry!"

          The Italian woman chimed in, "I told my husband that I wasn't going to cook anymore. If he wanted home cooking he would have to either go by his mother or cook for himself. After the first day, I didn't see anything. The second day, I didn't see anything. Then, on the third day, I began to see a little out of my left eye."

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          lets do it more often guys

          اللهم إنا نسألك لإخواننا الأسرى فرجاً من عندك ..اللهم فرج كرباتهم واستر عوراتهم وآمن روعاتهم وثبتهم على دينك, اللهم اخرجهم من بين الكفار سالمين غير خزايا ولا مفتونين برحمتك يا أرحم الراحمين

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          • Q8y
            عضو متألق
            • Feb 2001
            • 2092

            #6

            Thanks sherwood for the nice joke , i like it but how can a

            PHYSICIAN call a PHYSICIAN for help ? bcz of that i dont like to use

            the crazy or the super glue ..

            i hope to see more jokes and more poems from u dear ..

            *^*^*^*^*^*^*

            Thanks Mouj it is a fantastic joke , it is not that long but the

            italian lady is not lucky at all ..

            i hope i will be lucky like others and win the Million Dh from

            City Line ....

            i will be happy if i see more quotes or jokes from u Mouj

            Q8y*

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