hello everybody..do you want to laugh??
read the next three jokes :

no-1
Son: mom when i was on the bus with dad this morning ,he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: well,you have done the right thing.
Son: but mom i was sitting on daddy's lap..!!!

no-2
A teacher asked her class for sentence using the word "beans"

"my father grows beans"said one student.

"my father cooks beans" said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up:"we are all human beans"

no-3

Sam:you always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.why?
Raz:when there is a problem no matter how impossible ,i look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Sam:you see how miraculous and powerful i am for you?
Raz: yes, i see your picture and say to my self what other problem can there be grate than this one!!