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  • جلالة الملكة
    عضو متميز
    • Jan 2007
    • 3719

    #1

    Funny .. Stupid .. But true

    السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته



    How many letters are there in the English alphabet ?!


    "There are 18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet








    If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be ?l

    Dead






    What is the longest word in the English language ?l


    Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters








    Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France ?l

    Because he's still living







    If you took 3 apples from a basket that held 12 apples, how many apples would you have ?l

    Just 3







    Why is the letter "T" like an island ?l

    Because it is in the middle of waTer








    I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I ?l

    A liar






    What animal can jump higher than a house ?l

    A house can't jump







    The questions and answers are transferred

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  • فراشة شمس
    عضو متألق
    • Jan 2007
    • 2360

    #2
    الرد: Funny .. Stupid .. But true

    i read it but i do n't understand any thing



    idon't know why
    ...:::أصـــــــدق حـزن........ابتســـامه فـــــــــــى عيــن دامعــــة:::.....

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    • جلالة الملكة
      عضو متميز
      • Jan 2007
      • 3719

      #3
      السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته

      Oh my GOD
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


      Just think a little , then you'll get it

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      • الواثق بالله
        عضو بارز
        • Mar 2005
        • 1903

        #4
        الرد: Funny .. Stupid .. But true



        I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I ?l

        A liar


        hahahahahahahahaaaaaahaha that is funny
        إله السماء إلهٌ واحد
        وآلهة الشيعة إثنى عشر
        دعاء السنة لله صاعد
        ودعاء الشيعة رهينُ البشر

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        • جلالة الملكة
          عضو متميز
          • Jan 2007
          • 3719

          #5
          السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته

          الواثق بالله

          Thanx for passing

          I'm so happy cuz you enjoy it

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          • الوحيد
            عضو بارز
            • Sep 2000
            • 1725

            #6
            الرد: Funny .. Stupid .. But true


            Very funny, actually I have seen them from the source long time ago
            I would like to add some if you don't mind
            - What is always coming but never arrives? Tomorrow
            - What is full of holes, but holds water? Sponge
            - What can't you see that always before you? Your eyes
            - The more there is the less you see? Darkness
            - What is harder to catch the further you run? Shadow
            - What has a name but does not exist? Nothing
            - What has 4 fingers and 1 thumb, but not a hand? A foot
            - Where does Thursday come before Wednesday? In a dictionary
            من كان منا بلا خطيئة فليجلس على اكتافنا

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            • جلالة الملكة
              عضو متميز
              • Jan 2007
              • 3719

              #7
              السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته

              Thanx a lot for addition

              The sentences you've written are quiz

              But the ones in my topic are funny

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              • The crown
                عضو متميز
                • Mar 2007
                • 2396

                #8
                الرد: Funny .. Stupid .. But true

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                What is the longest word in the English language ?l


                Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters




                Why is the letter "T" like an island ?l

                Because it is in the middle of waTer







                I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I ?l

                A liar





                It's sooooooooooo funny


                الوحيدalso , that written by

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                • عاشقة المحيطات
                  عضو فعال
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 332

                  #9
                  الرد: Funny .. Stupid .. But true

                  hahahaha...........................
                  nice question and amazing answer of it...
                  thanx alot majesty sister

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                  • جلالة الملكة
                    عضو متميز
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 3719

                    #10
                    السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته

                    You're welcome honey

                    I miss you so much





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