Jokes Of The day i hope u will like them and SORRY for the bad words
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3 tomatoez r woking, mama tomato, papa tomato & baby tomato,
baby tomato'z faling behind so papa tomato goez bak & squishez him & sez "ketchup!"
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a teacher givz her class the following instructionz: "i want u all 2 go home & write down 4 nu werdz" so 1 litl boy goez home & asks hiz sister, "shut up!" she sez, so the litl boy writes "shut up" down. Nxt, he goez 2 hiz litl bruther watching batman & asks him, ignoring hiz bruther, the litl boy singz "BATMAN!" so the litl boy writes it down. Next, he goez 2 hiz big bruther, hu'z goin out with hiz gf, "lets go baby!" he sez, so the litl boy writes it down. Nxt he goez 2 hiz mom hu'z baking. "MY BUNZ R BURNING, MY BUNZ R BURNING!" she shouts, & the litl boy writes it down.
Nxt day he goez 2 skool & hiz teacher asks him wut werdz he came up with. "shut up!" he sez. "HU DU U THINK U R??" yelz the teacher. "BATMAN!" he sez. "GO 2 THE OFFICE RITE NOW!" orderz the teacher. "lets go baby!" he sez. After cuming out uv the office the litl boy sez "MY BUNZ R BURNING, MY BUNZ R BURNING!"
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There were three girls stranded on a boat a blonde, brunet, and a red head. They see land about a hundred feet away so the brunet swims about 30ft. and drowns. The red head swims about 60ft. and drowns. Then the blonde swims 97ft. and she's tired so she swims back to the boat to rest. Haha ya get it? You should but if you don't i'll explain... The blonde is so stupid she is three feet away from land and she gets tired and swims back to the boat! Oooooooh now you get it!
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