There are several men in the locker room of a private
club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was
on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the
following conversation goes on:
"Hello?"
"Honey, It's me. Are you at the club"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are.
I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely
gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500.00"
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that
much..."
"Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I
spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good
price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that
we bought last year...”
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000..."
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."
"Great! Before we hang up, something else..."
"What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your
bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent
this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last
year ... it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool,
English Garden, acre of park area, beach front
property..."
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that
we have that much in the bank to cover..."
"Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid
$420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love
you!!!"
"Bye... I do too..."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises
his hand while holding the phone and asks all those
present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"