Joke Of Da day :)

**phantom3** · 14-12-2001, 12:41 PM

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ....................... really funny man .........we really missed those..................and we miss jokes of Yasmeen too.......................... where r u Jasmine.........???

**Q8y** · 19-12-2001, 11:42 PM

Hell0

Joke Of Da Day ...

*
A guide was showing Niagara falls to a man from Texas.
Guide I'll bet you don't have anything like this in Texas.
Texan: Nope , but in Texas we have plumber who can fix it.
***

Take Care

*Smile*

خطـــاك الســـو يـــابو مـــبارك

أزرق كــويـــتـــي

**Q8y** · 15-01-2002, 12:16 AM

Hi EveryBody

Joke Of Da Day ...

*
The wife of a top executive confided to her maidservant
"I think my Husband is having an affair with his private secretary."
"I can't believe it" the maid gasped." you are saying it to make me jealous."
***

Lo0oL Very Funny

Take Care All ...

مــوقــع الـــوالــــد بــو مــبــارك

أزرق كــويـــتـــي

**Q8y** · 25-01-2002, 12:22 PM

Salam To All Members and Guests

Really nice Joke :

*
"Have you ever been to prison", asked the judge.
"No , never , your honor", said the prisoner sobbing.
"Now , now , don't cry", remarked the judge,"
We are giving you this opportunity now,"
***

For me i dont want this opportunity

*
A person received $ 500 as compensation for injuries in railway accident , and his wife got $ 200.
"How badly was hurt your wife ?" asked his relative.
"Oh , she wasn't hurt at all." Replied the man but my presence of mind did the work.
I kicked her in the teeth before the rescues party arrived.
***

Bad Husband all he want is Money

Take Care and smile

مــوقــع الـــوالــــد بــو مــبــارك

أزرق كــويـــتـــي

**الحايلي** · 02-02-2002, 05:57 PM

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الـسـلام عـلـيـكـم ورحـمـة الـلـه وبـركـاتـة

My brother dear

Haaaa (

) Haaaa

Really the jokes of his comic deserve the gratitude hopeful that we watch other jokes

مـع تـحـيـاتـي الـغـالـيـه اخـوكـم

**yasmeen** · 03-02-2002, 10:54 AM

looool

very nice q8y

thank u very much

**Q8y** · 03-02-2002, 04:12 PM

Hello,

Welcome everybody and really happy to see smiles here

Keep Smilling Guys

Take Care ...

حــــلــــوة يــــــــا كـــــويـــــت

أزرق كــويـــتـــي

**MiLAN** · 04-02-2002, 04:14 AM

THANK YOU Q8Y

ITS RELLLLLY NICE FROM YOU

LOOOOOoOoL

HALA FEBRAWARY

**Q8y** · 07-02-2002, 08:50 AM

Hala Feb.

Joke Of Da Day " Three Wishes"

*
Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle? He rubbed
it and, sure enough, out popped a genie.

"I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie. "But there's a
catch."

"What catch?" he asked.

The genie replied, "Every time you make a wish, every politician in
the world will receive double what you asked for."

"Well, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated man.

"What is your first wish?" asked the Genie.

"Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari," he said.

POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man.

"Now, every politician in the world has two Ferraris," said the genie.
"Next wish?"

"I'd love a million dollars," replied the man.

POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.

"Now, every politician in the world has two million dollars," said the
genie.

"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got my million," replied the man.

"What is your final wish?" asked the genie.

The man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've
always wanted to donate a kidney."
***

Donate = give يهب او يعطي

Kidney = كلية

Take Care ...

حــــلــــوة يــــــــا كـــــويـــــت

أزرق كــويـــتـــي

**Q8y** · 03-03-2002, 09:03 PM

Smile With Me

Sardarji WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Sardarji: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Sardarji: Are you trying to fool me, you've just
twisted the

figure, the answer is 6!!

********************************

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE

Sardarji: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Sardarji: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know

the alphabet yet!!

********************************

Friend: how many women do you believe must a man
marry?

Sardarji: 16

Friend: Why?

Sardarji: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4
poorer,
4

better and 4worse.

********************************

CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND

Friend: How was the tape you barrowed from me, is it
Ok?

Sardarji: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a
horror
film.

I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you take anyway?

Sardarji: Head Cleaner.

********************************

Sardarji: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.

After 2 minutes Sardarji cries even louder

Friend: what now?

Sardarji: my sister just called, her mom died too!

*********************************

Sardarji ATTENDING A MEETING

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stock in an

elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure.

Sardarji: Thats alright, me too...I got stock

on the escalator for 3 hrs.

**********************************

Spelling lesson

Sardarji's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of

successful....is it one c or two c?

Sardarji: Make it three c to be sure!

Take Care

حــــلــــوة يــــــــا كـــــويـــــت

أزرق كــويـــتـــي

**Q8y** · 20-03-2002, 09:43 PM

Salam EveryBody ...

*
"Grandpa, I'm really proud of you," says a young girl.
"What's to be proud of?" the old man asks her.

"I noticed that when you sneeze you've learned to put your hand in front of your mouth."

"Of course," the old fellow says. "How else can I catch my teeth?"
***

Take Care

حــــلــــوة يــــــــا كـــــويـــــت

أزرق كــويـــتـــي

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