Saving Bush,
In Europe, a helicopter crashed into a lake where three boys, a British boy, a French boy, and a Afganistan boy were swimming.
The boys swam to the site of the crash. The lone survivor was unconscious and barely alive. They pulled him out, took him to shore, and gave him artificial respiration - saving his life.
Within a few minutes there were several helicopters circling the area and one of them landed. An American guy got out, came up to the boys, and congratulated them for saving American President Bush!
"Boys," said the American man, " you just saved the leader of the 'free world'! You each deserve a reward. You name it, and I'll give it to you."
The British boy said, "I want a pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
The American replied, "Michael Jordan is a friend of mine. I'll get everyone in your family 10 pairs of Nike's each.
The French boy said, "I'd like to go to Disneyland."
The American said, "I know Michael Eisner well. I'll see that your entire family has an all expense paid trip to Disneyland.
The man turns to the Afganistan boy and asked what he would like.
The Serbian boy said: "I'd like a mahogany wood coffin, and a fly over by the Afganistan Air Force at my funeral service."
"Funeral service?" asked the American. "What in the world are you talking about?"
The Afganistan kid replied: "When my father finds out who I saved he's going to kill me!"
In Europe, a helicopter crashed into a lake where three boys, a British boy, a French boy, and a Afganistan boy were swimming.
The boys swam to the site of the crash. The lone survivor was unconscious and barely alive. They pulled him out, took him to shore, and gave him artificial respiration - saving his life.
Within a few minutes there were several helicopters circling the area and one of them landed. An American guy got out, came up to the boys, and congratulated them for saving American President Bush!
"Boys," said the American man, " you just saved the leader of the 'free world'! You each deserve a reward. You name it, and I'll give it to you."
The British boy said, "I want a pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
The American replied, "Michael Jordan is a friend of mine. I'll get everyone in your family 10 pairs of Nike's each.
The French boy said, "I'd like to go to Disneyland."
The American said, "I know Michael Eisner well. I'll see that your entire family has an all expense paid trip to Disneyland.
The man turns to the Afganistan boy and asked what he would like.
The Serbian boy said: "I'd like a mahogany wood coffin, and a fly over by the Afganistan Air Force at my funeral service."
"Funeral service?" asked the American. "What in the world are you talking about?"
The Afganistan kid replied: "When my father finds out who I saved he's going to kill me!"
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