The Secret of Their Long and Happy Marriage
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding
anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been
the talk of the town, "What a peaceful and loving
couple."
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the
secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the
man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down
to the bottom of the canyon by pack of mule.

We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled.
My wife quietly said, 'That's once.'
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled
again.
Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the
third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and
shot the mule dead.

I started an angry protest over her treatment of the
mule, when she looked at me and quietly said, 'That's
once.' And we lived happily ever after."



he is married to a criminal ,loooool