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  • ريم الخليج
    عضو فعال
    أفضل عضو في المنتدى الإنجليزي عن شهر أكتوبر
    • Jun 2002
    • 292

    #1

    Tomatoes"Microsoft

    HI GUYS HOW R U TODAY

    IT MAY BE A LONG STORY BUT IT IS VERY NICE 1 SO IF U CANT READ IT NOW PUT IT IN THE FAVOURITES AND READ IT LATER

    I HOPE U LIKE IT

    A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft.
    The HR manager interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor.
    "You are engaged" he said, give me your e-mail address, and I'll send you
    the application to fill, as well as when you will start.
    The man replied " I don't have a computer, neither an email"
    I'm sorry, said the HR manager, if you don't have an email, that means you
    do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.
    The man left with no hope at all.
    He didn't know what to do, with only 10US$ in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 Kg tomato crate.
    He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,
    He succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times,
    and returned home with 60 US$. The man realized that he can survive by
    this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late.
    Thus, his money doubles or triples every day. Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
    5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the U. S.
    He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
    He called an insurance broker, and choose a protection plan.
    When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email.
    The man replied: ' I don't have an email'.
    The broker replied curiously, you don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Do you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!
    The man thought for a while, and replied: an office boy at Microsoft!
    The moral of this story:
    1- Internet is not the solution to your life.
    2- If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
    3- If you received this message by email, you are closer to be an office boy, rather than a millionaire.
    Have a great day,
    P.S.: Do not reply on this , I am going to sell Tomatoes.



    نقشت اسمك على الثلج وحبرته بدمي..
    تخيل روعة المنظر.. حروف بثلج وحبرها دمي....
  • yasmeen
    عضو متميز
    • Oct 2001
    • 6284

    #2
    hahahahaha

    how great and nice

    my sister,THUMP UP ,

    i loved the story, i dont know why it sounded so important to be having and email,and to be using the net at all to be somethin

    the man built a great life just with 10 $ and no internet at all .

    that was so nice reem

    many thanx sister

    p.S:

    the story isnt that long
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    • m&ms
      عضو فعال
      • Jun 2002
      • 121

      #3
      HIIII
      HI REEM HOW R U ? I HOPE U R FINE
      AND I CAN SEE THAT UR WRITTIN' IS MUCH BETTER THAN BE4
      AND I AM VERY HAPPY 4 U
      when life is being kind and happiness fills ur heart .......I want to be the one who adds to ur happiness.


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      • Nightmare
        عضو فعال
        • Oct 2002
        • 80

        #4
        ahhahahhahhahahahahhahahaahhahahahhahahah
        it is realy realy very nice joke
        I couldn't stop laughing ahahhhhahaha go ahead
        reeeeem bring more jokes for us to amuse us
        we r waiting for more from u

        best wishes

        the Nightmare
        if it is to be it is up to me





        The Nightmare

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        • Nightmare
          عضو فعال
          • Oct 2002
          • 80

          #5
          haahhahahhahahahahhahaha

          It is realy realy nice joke
          u realy amuse me i couldn't stop laughing ahhahhaha
          keep going reeeem we r waiting for more jokes
          thank u for that my sis.

          best wishes

          the Nightmare
          if it is to be it is up to me





          The Nightmare

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          • ريم الخليج
            عضو فعال
            أفضل عضو في المنتدى الإنجليزي عن شهر أكتوبر
            • Jun 2002
            • 292

            #6
            thanx my sisters yasmeen and m&ms



            AND THANK nightmare u MAKE ME FEEL




            نقشت اسمك على الثلج وحبرته بدمي..
            تخيل روعة المنظر.. حروف بثلج وحبرها دمي....

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