A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and
have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we
can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and
have them both looking for work in two weeks."
An American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way
behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him
in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the
other half preparing for war.

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