what do men and women mean when they say :

Men
when He says:
I'm not lost, i know exactly where we are

He means:
No one will ever see us alive again
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when He says:
I hate to go shopping

He means:
I hate to stand outside the dressing room holding your purse
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when He says:
We share the housework

He means:
I make the messes, you clean them up
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when He says:
Will you marry me?

He means:
I can't find the washer and i don't know how to cook
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whe He says:
This is really a good movie

He means:
It's got violence, fast cars and beautiful women
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when He says:
That's intresting dear

He means:
Why are you still talking?
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when He says:
You are the only girl i care about

He means:
You are the only girl who hasn't dumped me after the third date
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when He says:
You look terrifc

He means:
Please don't try on another outfit, am starving
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when He says:
I really want to get to know you better

He means:
I really want to do what i tell my friends we do already



WOMEN

when She says:
Do whatever you want

She means:
You'll pay for this later
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when She says:
We are going to be late

She means:
sure i took hours to get ready, but it's your fault anyway..so drive faster!!
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when She says:
I want a stable future

She means:
I want to marry someone rich
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when She says:
You have to learn to communicate

She means:
you just need to agree with me more
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when She says:
Do you Love me?

She means:
I'm going to ask for something really expensive
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when She says:
I really don't want a boyfriend now

She means:
I really don't want YOU as a boyfriend now
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when She says:
I don't know; what do you want to do?

She means:
I can't believe that you didn't plan something
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when She says:
Do you like this recipe?

She means:
It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
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when She says:
I'm just going out with the girls

She means:
we are going to gossip and make fun of you and your friends
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when She says:
I need to talk

She means:
I need to complain
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