CLASSIC DEFINITIONS
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Cigarette
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other end.
Love affairs
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her master degree.
Divorce
Future tense of marriage
Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the
notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got
the biggest piece.
Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
Dictionary
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never
felt before.
Classic
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc...
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing
can be done together.
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look
forward to the trip.
Opportunist
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist
A person who while falling from EiffelTower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Pessimist
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first
letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Computer Engineer
One who gets paid for reading such mails......
every one... 
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