Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front t of my
eyes.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?
Patient: No, just spots.
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Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing
problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have
him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the
gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went
back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,
"Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really
pleased you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my
family yet. I just sit around and listen to the
conversations. I've changed my will five times!"
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A man is caught in traffic when suddenly someone taps
on the window.
He lowers the window and asks what he wanted.
The man says, President Bush was kidnapped and the
ransom is $5 Million
dollars, and that if the ransom is not paid, the
kidnappers have
threatened to douse him with gasoline and set him on
fire!
"We are doing a collection, do you wish to
participate?"
The man asks "on the average what are people giving?"
The man says "5 to 10 liters!"
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eyes.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?
Patient: No, just spots.
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing
problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have
him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the
gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went
back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,
"Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really
pleased you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my
family yet. I just sit around and listen to the
conversations. I've changed my will five times!"
*************************************************'
A man is caught in traffic when suddenly someone taps
on the window.
He lowers the window and asks what he wanted.
The man says, President Bush was kidnapped and the
ransom is $5 Million
dollars, and that if the ransom is not paid, the
kidnappers have
threatened to douse him with gasoline and set him on
fire!
"We are doing a collection, do you wish to
participate?"
The man asks "on the average what are people giving?"
The man says "5 to 10 liters!"
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ne to waswislou and the other to explain for him what to do
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