Take ur place , relax and smile

Passengers on a Lazzy flight heard this announcement from the

captain: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we

have lost power all of our engines and will shortly crash into the

ocean"

The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation

but were somewhat comforted by the captain's next

announcement. : "Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lazzy Airlines

have prepared for such an emergency and we would now like you

to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on

the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right

side of the plane"

After this announcement all the pasengers rearranged their

seating to comply with the captain's request. Two minutes later

the captain made a belly landing in the ocean. The captain once

again made an annoucement: "Ladies and Gentlemen we have

crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right side of

the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away

from the plane.

For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane...

---THANK YOU FOR FLYING LAZZY AIRLINES --- "

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i hope u like it , bcz i don't like to fly but what can i do , it is the

only way to travel so fast ..

Q8y*