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  • الواثق بالله
    عضو بارز
    • Mar 2005
    • 1903

    #1

    ing Eggs

    Cooking Eggs

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

    Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

    "Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going
    to STICK! Careful.

    CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!
    Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

    Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
    Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

    the wife stared at him

    "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs"



    The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
    آخر تعديل بواسطة الواثق بالله; 02-02-2007, 05:27 PM.
    إله السماء إلهٌ واحد
    وآلهة الشيعة إثنى عشر
    دعاء السنة لله صاعد
    ودعاء الشيعة رهينُ البشر
  • سلمى محمد بديوي
    موقوف
    • Dec 2006
    • 928

    #2
    الرد: ing Eggs

    Theme funny Thank you
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    • الواثق بالله
      عضو بارز
      • Mar 2005
      • 1903

      #3
      الرد: ing Eggs

      thanks for repley sister salma
      إله السماء إلهٌ واحد
      وآلهة الشيعة إثنى عشر
      دعاء السنة لله صاعد
      ودعاء الشيعة رهينُ البشر

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      • جلالة الملكة
        عضو متميز
        • Jan 2007
        • 3719

        #4
        السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته

        !!HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
        . I got it now !! It's really funny . Thanx a lot

        حدّ السحاااااب و فوق روس الجباااالي و أنا جلالة الملكة %

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        • الواثق بالله
          عضو بارز
          • Mar 2005
          • 1903

          #5
          الرد: ing Eggs

          nice to see u here sister jlalah
          إله السماء إلهٌ واحد
          وآلهة الشيعة إثنى عشر
          دعاء السنة لله صاعد
          ودعاء الشيعة رهينُ البشر

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