Mr. Bean's jokes
السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته 
WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film.
I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film.
I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
Spelling lesson:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful
....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss !!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
Mr. Bean: Yesss !!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just
twisted the figure, the answer is 6!
Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just
twisted the figure, the answer is 6!
MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I'm late.
I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got
stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got
stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
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