Joke Of Da day :)
Hi EveryBody
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Johnny: Mother, you promised to take me to see the monkeys today.
Mother: Johnny, how could you want to go and see monkeys when Grandma is here?
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One day a baby boy and a baby girl were in a sand box. They both pulled down their diapers. They said "I got one too but its differant." That afternoon they went home. The boy asked his dad,whats this? The dad said "thats your car park it in any garage you can find." The girl asked her mom, whats this? The mom said" thats your garage don't let any boy park his car in it." The next day the girl came home all bloody. The mother said what's wrong and the girl replyed some boy tried to park his car in my garage and I ripped off his back tires.
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A cop pulls over a car load of nuns....
Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway why are you going so slow?"
Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."
Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the
highway you're on!
Sister: "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more
careful.
At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are
shaking and trembling.
Cop: "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there?
They're shaking something terrible.
Sister: "Oh, we just got off of highway 119."
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