Hi there ...
here you are ... new joks ..
-- LAUGH OUT LOUD (LOL)
A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. The
church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying
lighted candles. All was quiet until the little one started to sing in a
loud voice,
"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you..."
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later:
"Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No.
You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later:
"Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" "I told
you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..." "WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
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Never argue with a woman........
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the husband returned after several ساعة of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and
returned to reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replied...as she thought to herself, "isn't it obvious?"
You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her. "But officer,
I'm not fishing, Can't you see that?", she said. "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." replied the sheriff. "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman. "But I haven't even touched you." groused the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true", she replied, "but you do have all the equipment."
bye
layali alshoug
here you are ... new joks ..
-- LAUGH OUT LOUD (LOL)
A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. The
church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying
lighted candles. All was quiet until the little one started to sing in a
loud voice,
"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you..."
---------------------------------------------------------------
A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later:
"Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No.
You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later:
"Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" "I told
you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..." "WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
---------------------------------------------------------------
Never argue with a woman........
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the husband returned after several ساعة of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and
returned to reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replied...as she thought to herself, "isn't it obvious?"
You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her. "But officer,
I'm not fishing, Can't you see that?", she said. "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." replied the sheriff. "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman. "But I haven't even touched you." groused the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true", she replied, "but you do have all the equipment."
bye
layali alshoug
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