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  • yasmeen
    عضو متميز
    • Oct 2001
    • 6284

    #1

    sorry..i forgot those men ,they too hate their wives

    One day a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will
    cost to extract wisdom teeth.
    "Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

    "That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

    "Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can
    knock it down to $60."

    "That's still too expensive," the man says.

    "Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the
    teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $20."

    "Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."

    "Hmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my
    students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10."

    "Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday !"
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  • yasmeen
    عضو متميز
    • Oct 2001
    • 6284

    #2
    this one too

    3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.
    The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To be
    in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and
    give us your all. Your wife is in the next room.
    I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun, hesitated, and said "Sorry, I can't do it."
    The next interviewee came into the office. The
    Agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room.I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun, walked into the room, then walked out. "Sorry," he said.
    The last man came into the office. The inverviewer said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room.I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun and went into the room. The Agent heard 6 shots, silence,
    then a lot of screaming. The man came out of the
    room and said "Someone loaded the gun with blanks, so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!"
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    • Q8y
      عضو متألق
      • Feb 2001
      • 2092

      #3


      Hi

      Thanks for Uur Funny Jokes

      Read Dis One ...

      *
      "I'm really worried."

      "why ?"

      "Well, my wife read The Tale of Two Cities and we had twins.

      Later she read the The Three Musketeers and we had triplets.

      Now she is reading Birth Of a Nation ! "
      ***

      I hope Uuu Like it inshallah and all other memers ...



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