Emperor Of Japan
THE EMPEROR OF JAPAN HAD TO VISIT USA TO MEET THE US PRESEDENT "BILL KLINTON" ,FOR SOME KIND OF A MEETING TO STRINGTH TO RELATIONSHIP BONDS BETWEEN THE TWO COUNTRIES. BUT .....THERE WAS A LITTLE PROBLEM ,THE EMPEROR DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH !!!!
THIS PROBLEM MADE THE EMPEROR FEEL CONFUSED ,AND SO, HE ASKED HIS MINISTER WHAT TO DO
" I CAN'T GO THERE" THE EMPEROR SAID," IT IS A BIG SHAME OF AN EMPEROR NOT SPEAKING ENGLISH AFTER ALL THESE YEARS"
" IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL ,YOUR MAJISTY, " THE MINISTER SAID" YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING !"
"HOW?"
"WELL , NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN BETWEEN YOU AND MR.BILL...... ALL WHAT YOUR MAJISTY HAS TO DO IS TO WALK ON THE STAGE , SHAKE HANDS WITH THE PRESEDENT , SMILE INFRONT OF THE CAMERAS .... THEN YOU BOTH LEAVE AND WE DO THE REST !"
" BUT ,MY DEAR MINISTER , I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING TO HIM WHILE WE SHAKE HANDS..... I CAN'T STAND INFRONT OF HIM WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING !"
" OK YOUR MAJISTY.... I WILL TEACH YOU SOME WORDS TO SPEAK WHIT HIM ...SO LISTEN:
FIRST.... WHEN YOU FACE HIM .... SAY "HOW ARE YOU ?"
SO HE WILL ANSWER " I AM FINE ...AND YOU? "
AND YOU SAY "ME TOO" AND THEN YOU BOTH LEAVE !"
AND EVERY THING AFTER THAT WAS GOOD UNTILL THE EMPEROR REALY FACED THE PRESEDENT INFRONT OF THE CAMERAS.... THE EMPEROR GOT VERY CONFUSED.. HIS FACE WENT RED , HE SWIT TOO MUCH....ETC. SO WHEN HE FACED BILL KLINTON HE SAID "WHO ARE YOU?"
THE PRESEDENT WAS SHOKED .... (WOULD IT BE THAT THE EMPEROR OF JAPAN DOES NOT KNOW THE PRESEDENT OF USA???!!! )
BUT HE TOOK IT AS A JOKE .... SO HE SAID " I AM HELARY'S HUSBEND... ABD YOU?"
"ME TOO" SAID THE EMPEROR
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