Jok 6
A man is complaining to a friend: “I had it all, money, a beautiful house, a nice car, a great motorcycle, the love of a beautiful woman. The it was all gone!”
“What happened?” asks the friend.
“My wife found out!” replied the man.
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One day a duck went into a hardware store and asked the owner for some duck food. The owner looked at him funny, and said, This is a hardware store and we don’t carry duck food." The next day the duck came back to the hardware store an again asked the owner for some duck food. The owner, disturbed that the duck came back, said, I told you yesterday. This is a hardware store; we do not have any duck food! If you come back and ask for duck food again I will cement your feet in the ground!" So the next say the duck came back again and said, Do you have any cement?" "No, said the storeowner. Then, the duck said, Do you have any duck food?"
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Ariel Sharon wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it before
he
is kicked out of office...
So, he instructs his people, stressing that it should be of high
international quality standard.
The stamps are created, printed, and released.
Sharon is very pleased.
But within a few days of the release of the stamp, he begins hearing
complaints that the stamp is not sticking, and he becomes infuriated...
He calls the people responsible and orders them to investigate the
matter.
They check the matter out at several post offices, and they report the
problem to Sharon. The report states:
"There is nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp, the problem is
that
people are spitting on the wrong side"
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A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a
building and she falls down.On her way falling
down,
Bush
catches her, she says:
'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING
for you...'
He says : 'Okay then, Be mine.'
She says : 'You PIG!! NEVER!!'
So he says : 'FINE!' and he drops her down....
So she's falling and screaming... Suddenly Tony Blir
catches her in the air from his balcony, she
says
:'Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that
you ask...'
He says : Be mine.'
She replies : 'Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!'
So he says : 'Fine!!!' and he also drops her
down
again.
She's falling and thinking that it was better if she
acepet one of those men and now she's going to
die. Suddenly, Bin Leden catches the woman from his
balcony, she says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life,
I'll be yours!!'
He replies : 'Astaghfir Allah !' and he drops
her..
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A man is complaining to a friend: “I had it all, money, a beautiful house, a nice car, a great motorcycle, the love of a beautiful woman. The it was all gone!”
“What happened?” asks the friend.
“My wife found out!” replied the man.
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One day a duck went into a hardware store and asked the owner for some duck food. The owner looked at him funny, and said, This is a hardware store and we don’t carry duck food." The next day the duck came back to the hardware store an again asked the owner for some duck food. The owner, disturbed that the duck came back, said, I told you yesterday. This is a hardware store; we do not have any duck food! If you come back and ask for duck food again I will cement your feet in the ground!" So the next say the duck came back again and said, Do you have any cement?" "No, said the storeowner. Then, the duck said, Do you have any duck food?"
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===================
Ariel Sharon wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it before
he
is kicked out of office...
So, he instructs his people, stressing that it should be of high
international quality standard.
The stamps are created, printed, and released.
Sharon is very pleased.
But within a few days of the release of the stamp, he begins hearing
complaints that the stamp is not sticking, and he becomes infuriated...
He calls the people responsible and orders them to investigate the
matter.
They check the matter out at several post offices, and they report the
problem to Sharon. The report states:
"There is nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp, the problem is
that
people are spitting on the wrong side"
===================
A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a
building and she falls down.On her way falling
down,
Bush
catches her, she says:
'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING
for you...'
He says : 'Okay then, Be mine.'
She says : 'You PIG!! NEVER!!'
So he says : 'FINE!' and he drops her down....
So she's falling and screaming... Suddenly Tony Blir
catches her in the air from his balcony, she
says
:'Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that
you ask...'
He says : Be mine.'
She replies : 'Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!'
So he says : 'Fine!!!' and he also drops her
down
again.
She's falling and thinking that it was better if she
acepet one of those men and now she's going to
die. Suddenly, Bin Leden catches the woman from his
balcony, she says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life,
I'll be yours!!'
He replies : 'Astaghfir Allah !' and he drops
her..
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