Jok 7


Poor old Bob sent his photograph off to a Lonely
Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren’t
that lonely

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A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've
got such a
clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every
morning."

Her husband replied, "Well, lots of dogs can do that."

The wife responded, "But we've never subscribed to any
papers!"

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An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out.
A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, "I'm a multimillionaire, I have a great big house,
the
fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde
bombshell
(sob)."
The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed
for
in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting
here
in the park crying?"

Still crying his eyes out, the old man stood up and said,
"I can't remember where I live."
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Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a
storm. He asked his
mom, “Where'd we get him?”

His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”

Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”

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A teacher said to her student, "Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?"
After a few moments, Billy answered, "It depends."
"It depends on what?" she asked.
"It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother."

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