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  • NoJa
    عضو فعال
    • Aug 2004
    • 104
    #1

    Ways 4 Girls 2 Turn Guys Down

    HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!1
    SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been Looking for a face like
    yours!!1

    HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?1
    SHE: I must have been given your share!!!1

    HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?1
    SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!1

    HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!1
    SHE: Okay, get out!!!1

    HE: I think I could make you very happy
    SHE: Why? Are you leaving?1

    HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?1
    SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!1

    HE: Can I have your name?1
    SHE: Why, don't you already have one?1

    HE: Shall we go and see a film?1
    SHE: I've already seen it!!!1

    HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?1
    SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!1

    HE: Where have you been all my life?1
    SHE: Hiding from you

    HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?1
    SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore

    HE: Is this seat empty?1
    SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down

    HE: So, what do you do for a living?1
    SHE: I'm a female impersonator
    With love
    Najla
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    نعيب زماننا والعيب فينا وما لزماننا عيب سوانا
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    • sa7aba
      عضو جديد
      • Aug 2004
      • 1
      #2
      الرد: Ways 4 Girls 2 Turn Guys Down

      hhhhhhhhhh thanx noja
      this is really funny
      keep it up

      salam

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        • عربية
          عضو فعال
          • May 2003
          • 857
          #3
          الرد: Ways 4 Girls 2 Turn Guys Down

          lol

          its really nice

          hope to see more

          with my best wishes
          أنا البحر في أحشائه الدر كامن ~ ~ ~ ~ فهل سألوا الغواص عن صدفاتي
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            • healing_t
              عضو جديد
              • Sep 2004
              • 4
              #4
              الرد: Ways 4 Girls 2 Turn Guys Down

              :ss15:
              salam
              hi am new to this english corner.
              Well it is a great work specially for girls in a very funny way, for a moment i thought that i have entered in a girls class room
              or more funny name i would like to give to this post is
              a GUESS PAPER for the girls.
              Jus joking it is really very kool....i like it....keep it up....good job
              Best of Regards
              Healing_Touch

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                • مشهور
                  عضو فعال
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 354
                  #5
                  الرد: Ways 4 Girls 2 Turn Guys Down

                  reaaly nice,,,
                  i always look for huoring stories on a bloomy night like this
                  best wishes

                  your local killer

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                    • healing_t
                      عضو جديد
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 4
                      #6
                      الرد: Ways 4 Girls 2 Turn Guys Down

                      hi

                      i guess english corner is sleeping..... no posts, no comments...nothing.

                      anyways
                      be right back soon
                      آخر تعديل بواسطة healing_t; 23-09-2004, 12:56 PM.

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                        • مشهور
                          عضو فعال
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 354
                          #7
                          الرد: Ways 4 Girls 2 Turn Guys Down

                          no one is sleeping man,,, this is a week day

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                            • healing_t
                              عضو جديد
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 4
                              #8
                              الرد: Ways 4 Girls 2 Turn Guys Down

                              hi Mr. Famous
                              salaaaam
                              thnx God, u are there and by the way is that all u wanted to prove that this english corner is not sleeping. I have not seen any other post, its 2nd day but in other BBS,s if u can check there are many many posts daily, most of the time its difficult to read all, but here even have not a single to read, ...... what do u say now.
                              Anyways thnx for ur reminder.
                              Best of Regards.
                              Healing_Touch

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                                • ~ VITA ~
                                  عضو
                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 12
                                  #9
                                  الرد: Ways 4 Girls 2 Turn Guys Down

                                  *haha*

                                  I've read this before somewhere I can't remember exactly ,
                                  but still it makes me laugh even more to read it again ..!

                                  poor guys ;-)

                                  HE: Can I have your name?1
                                  SHE: Why, don't you already have one?1
                                  ^
                                  ^
                                  ^
                                  I think she is being very very mean

                                  Thanks anyway ..!

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                                      نحن نعالج البيانات الشخصية لمستخدمي موقعنا عبر استخدام ملفات تعريف الارتباط (الكوكيز) وتقنيات أخرى، وذلك لتقديم خدماتنا، وتخصيص الإعلانات، وتحليل نشاط الموقع. وقد نشارك بعض المعلومات الخاصة بمستخدمينا مع شركائنا في الإعلانات والتحليلات. لمزيد من التفاصيل، يُرجى الرجوع إلى سياسة الخصوصية.

                                      بالنقر على "أوافق" أدناه، فإنك توافق على سياسة الخصوصية وعلى ممارساتنا المتعلقة بمعالجة البيانات الشخصية وملفات تعريف الارتباط كما هو موضح فيها. كما تُقرّ بأن هذا المنتدى قد يكون مُستضافًا خارج بلدك، وتوافق على جمع بياناتك وتخزينها ومعالجتها في البلد الذي يُستضاف فيه هذا المنتدى.

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