A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
> walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?".
To
> which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
> Men use them to have safe ***.".
> "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in
> health class at school."
> He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are
> there 3 in this package?"
> The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one
> for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
> "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these
> for?"
> "Those are for college men.", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for
> Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy; "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a
> 12-pack.
> With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One
> for January, one for February, one for........."