A dinner conversation that took the wrong turn
> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
> WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
> HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face)
> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
> WIFE: "Would she wear my Jewelry?"
> HUSBAND: "Well, I suppose so."
> WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
> WIFE: - - - silence - - -
> HUSBAND: "Oops ..."
looooooooooooooooool 
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