Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath.
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein.
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer!
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves
They have bat breath.
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein.
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer!
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves
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